Ask the Maid

(Sorry for my inactive time!)

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 20:17:11 -0400

I’m just having some personal problems and have been really coping by reading my novel.
If any of you guys have time and such, you really should read The Mortal Instruments series.
But I’ll be answering questions soon enough so please place some in the ask box!

B.

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 22:39:00 -0400

B: 3 biggest pet peeves

1. When people don’t do the cooking by the book because they’re lazy.
2. People that burn their food.
3. When there are easy and predictable crimes in books.

My ask box is completely empty!

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 18:18:59 -0400

Submit some questions if you have any! :B

Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 18:18:12 -0400

A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?

Because knowing who my best friend is REALLY invasive.

(Admin here~! Oh my goodness gracious! ;//v//; Thank you so much. Ah- I don’t think I’m...

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 15:41:09 -0400

(Admin here~!
Oh my goodness gracious! ;//v//; Thank you so much. Ah- I don’t think I’m a cutie or whatever but thank you so much! I really appreciate this- )

Stop pulling my leg, Anon! I don’t think we’re talking about the same Roxy. She would...

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 15:37:33 -0400

Stop pulling my leg, Anon! I don’t think we’re talking about the same Roxy. She would never kiss me or almost! You can never fool a tricker. :B

anonymously send me symbols to tell me what you're too afraid to say

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 15:11:00 -0400

♔:Look at that booty.

☀:Show me the booty.
☁:Gimme the booty.

☂:I want the booty.
☃:Back up tha booty.

♡:I need tha booty.
❤:I like the booty.
✘: Oh, what a booty.

✔: Shakin’ that booty.
∞: I saw tha booty.

♪:I want the booty.

♬:Lord, what a booty.

✄ :Bring on tha booty.

✉: Give up tha booty.

유:Lovin’ tha booty.

웃:Round booty.
☮:Down for tha booty.

✈:I want tha booty.
♋:Huntin’ tha booty.

☯:Chasin’ tha booty.
✌:Casing tha booty.

☢:Gettin’ tha booty.
☣:Beautiful booty.

®:Smokin’ booty.
©:Talk to tha booty.

™:More booty.

Dirk is an amazing friend! Like Roxy and Jake, of course. I couldn’t ask for better friends....

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 22:42:51 -0400

Dirk is an amazing friend! Like Roxy and Jake, of course. I couldn’t ask for better friends. Though, Dirk… surprises me sometimes.

Example A:

( The amazing Dirk Strider is: http://askdstriderkun.tumblr.com/ )

Do you like nutella?

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 15:46:00 -0400

I never heard of this ‘nutella’. What is it?

Oh good golly Miss Molly! I don’t have a crush on Jake! He’s my friend! Nothing more...

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 15:45:52 -0400

Oh good golly Miss Molly! I don’t have a crush on Jake! He’s my friend! Nothing more or less! Hahaha! Don’t be silly, Anon!

~~Excuse me while I go die of embarrassment.~~

( Well look at what my friend let me borrow. (8 Her giant red...

Sat, 14 Jul 2012 19:03:37 -0400

( Well look at what my friend let me borrow. (8
Her giant red spoon.
Isn’t it great? 8D
I love iiiit-
~~Don’t mind my messy room.~~ )

askdavestriderkun: Hetastuck GO: (I don’t care if I lose followers it’s worth it.) oh uh, you...

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 22:07:58 -0400

askdavestriderkun:

Hetastuck GO:

(I don’t care if I lose followers it’s worth it.)

oh uh, you better take a seat all because Matthew is running this blog now. uh …yo?

OOC:

Next week my friend and I are thinking of Hetastucking our blogs.

ahhaa,

Hola! Antonio reporting for Miss Jane!

OOC:
Hetastuck is totally forth it. :u

Hey if you own a homestuck askblog can you reblog this?

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 21:58:44 -0400

zillyzagittarius:

and if you don’t want to do it on your askblog, can you put your URL?

It would be highly appreciated.

I-I um… don’t know what to say! I honestly don’t…

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 21:54:01 -0400

I-I um… don’t know what to say! I honestly don’t…

I don’t understand! But ‘ass baka’ doesn’t seem very nice!

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 21:43:47 -0400

I don’t understand! But ‘ass baka’ doesn’t seem very nice!

Roxy? Well I’m doing pretty decent! Though, cooking and baking is hard work and takes a lot of my...

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 21:40:00 -0400

Roxy? Well I’m doing pretty decent! Though, cooking and baking is hard work and takes a lot of my time now. What about you?

...Has the Batterwitch taken over your soul?!

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 21:26:00 -0400

D O N ’ T B E C R A Z Y , H O N E Y . W H A T G A V E Y O U T H A T I D E A ?

What's your favorite type of cake?

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 21:20:00 -0400

D E V I L F O O D C A K E H A I L T H E B A T T E R W I T C H .

Not everyone is going to enjoy my baking so maybe a brownie will change your mind! -totally not...

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 21:17:18 -0400

Not everyone is going to enjoy my baking so maybe a brownie will change your mind! -totally not filled arsenic poison-

askdavestriderkun: askjcrockerchan: askdavestriderkun: askjcro...

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 21:01:45 -0400

askdavestriderkun:

askjcrockerchan:

askdavestriderkun:

askjcrockerchan:

Dirk, this person was saying that he’s your brother… Are you sure about that?

OOC:

BRENNA YOU HUGE ARSE. I FUCKING HATE YOU OMG.

OMG.

OMG.

YOU BUTT.

FUCK YOU.

OOC:

I KNOW YOU DON’T HATE ME. <3

YOU CAN’T HATE ME. 8D

OOC:

OH I CAN.

YOU ARE SUCH A BUTT THAT YOU EAT BUTT FOR BREAKFAST.

BUTT.

OOC:

I PROBABLY DO.

BUT YOU STILL LOVE ME ANYWAYS~